michael is not latoya

I'm sure everyone is pleased to know I've recovered and Dangerous Jobs was happy with the inadvertent footage they obtained of the attack while interviewing me pre-show.

I'm back at work and fine and planning some time off for an honest to goodness holiday.

At St Mungo's. Apparently some people think that fire crabs make great pets. At least they take them to see the healer?

So I'm going to be famous. Who wants an autograph?

I've got a bunch of kittens here looking for homes. Someone dumped them off this morning and I found them when I opened up.

Who's hungry?

( Hey, is that a new kid or something? )